Typical view inside The Wotmobiles

The Wotmobiles usually have large storage to store the owner merchandises, to be sold or just making crop-circles like patterns from Morning Musume's fans. Micro-MPVs are the popular choice for The Wotmobiles as these MMPVS are cheap, consume less fuel, small and nasty. These vehicles are quick enough to get them to the destinations without a fuss.

The mysterious crop circle-like circle.

Comparing with Batman's Batmobile(s), The Wotmobiles do not have the ability to change to Batpod/Batmissile, no stealth mode, no cauldron-size exhaust that shoots fire (although some have Nitrous Oxide installed), and no other Batman shits. The most important things for the owners are to have cup holders for holding up coffees or energy drinks and the GPS system for the RWs or the map from the convenient store for the lower castes to provide them with all of the available alternative routes for them to get to the concerts, for example if they want to avoid the traffic jams and whatnot.

A Wotmobile equipped with Bird Crap Armor - Ogawa Class.

There are rumors that the fans want to change the term to "ザ・チャンバラ" (The Tumbler).

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Did you ever know that Hello! Project has its own research department? If you do not know about its existance, don't worry because Tsunku didn't about know it either. My cousin's neighbor's cousin work as one of their researcher. Information was given directly to me. They started to clone animals 2 years ago (ever heard of Mother's Farm) and in the middle of last year, they started cloning their own artists.

My cousin's neighbour's cousin leaked a set of 3 pictures of their cloning result. Latest successful result showed that they managed to clone Michishige Sayumi with 99% similarities.

Another picture with modified Kamei Eri. By removing Eri's hair DNAs and adding other Morning Musume member's hair DNAs will result in Kamei Eri with different hairstyles that matches other members.

And of course, their experiments failed a number of times in the beginning. The last picture given to me is their first human subject, Sudou Maasa of Berryz Koubou, which the cloning was unsuccessful and the clone was quickly terminated.

SHOCKING!!!

The benefits of having clones in an idol group are as below:
- They have replacement for shows in case the original subject got sick.
- They can have a straight 10-hours concert.
- Be able to attend multiple show simultaneously.
- Et Cetera (Anything that you have in mind).

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It seems that Stark Enterprises (was Stark Industries) have signed an agreement with AKS - AKB48 management company to provide the AKB48 Theater with the latest hi-tech product from them. They have installed a number of multipurpose robots at strategic location on the stage where the AKB48 girls perform everyday.

According to an inside source, the multipurpose robots mostly are fitted with fire extinguisher. It is a safety measure taken by management in case there's fire on the stage as the performances are getting hotter day by day. The robots can also be fitted with smoke machine, cameras for recording, or simply an applause sign for the audience.

Earlier version of the Intelligent Robot as seen in Iron Man movie.

The robots installed in the theater is the latest model designed by Tony Stark, the owner of Stark Enterprises. Earlier model can be seen in the Iron Man film, a 2008 film depicting the true story of Tony Stark, fitted with fire extinguisher and camera.

"The latest model is smaller, efficient and only react when there's trouble", the inside source added.

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